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It’s an understatement to say Private Function don’t take themselves too seriously. In fact, the Melbourne six-piece savvily split the difference between Cosmic Psychos-style yobbo punk tropes ...
An Australian band called Private Function is selling vinyl records made of… well, their private functions. In a post shared to their Instagram page, Private Function revealed that a special ...
$700 USD to smell Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina is, quite frankly, classist—and we at Private Function think that every working-class person deserves access to that smell 24 hours a day. So, ...
Australian punk outfit Private Function have released a special edition of their latest record, which "smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina." ...
The South Australia commissioner recently lifted a ban on Private Function’s new album, the first 3000 copies of which the band previously revealed would be sold with a “scratch and win ...