Attorney General Jeff “King Keebler” Sessions announced Friday that he’s going to assist in the this Milli Vanilli-ass administration’s attempts to stop leaks from the Justice Department ...

Please welcome former Attorney General Jeff Sessions,” Colbert said, before pulling a Keebler Elf cookie out of his pocket and holding it up to the camera. “Hello. I have returned!

Jeff Sessions Joked About Separating Migrant Children From Their Loved Ones Because He’s Jeff Sessions. ... Sessions, aka King Keebler Klansman, aka Big Little Fella, ...

Does Jeff Sessions look kind of like a Keebler elf — namely, Ernie Keebler, ... As Attorney General Jeff Sessions testified before the Senate Intelligence Committee on Tuesday, ...

FILE - In this Oct. 15, 2018, file photo, Attorney General Jeff Sessions pauses during a news conference at the U.S. Attorney's Office for the District of Columbia in Washington.

Every story surrounding Attorney General Jeff “King Keebler” Sessions is an attempt to move the country further away from the fact that the man runs an operation that MAKES COOKIES IN A ...

I hope Jeff Sessions is fired soon. Since he took the job as Attorney General, sources tell The Root that they never get Keebler cookies at the cross-burnings in Alabama. Straight From ...

Hopefully the Klan still has King Keebler’s hood because as of Wednesday, barely a full day after the midterm-election dust has settled, Trump has asked for and received Attorney General Jeff ...

Watch Stephen Colbert’s Bit on Jeff Sessions Fall Apart When Keebler Elf Cookies Crumble. Reed Richardson Nov 8th, 2019, 12:52 am . Share. X. Facebook. Copy Link .

Stephen Colbert attempted to do a mock interview with Jeff Sessions, in the form of a Keebler Elf cookie, and that's when things fell apart.

Attorney General Jeff “King Keebler” Sessions’ federal investigation into the torch-wielding white supremacist march on Charlottesville, Va., is going to be an inconclusive waste of ...

But what does Jeff “King Keebler” Sessions do? You guessed it. He goes off script and shouts out the historical whiteness of the sheriff’s position and notes how we can’t forget that most ...