Favourite is probably the guy on a stag do at the Cardiff Glee who threw the head of his chicken outfit at me (high-end outfit, so the head was heavy) and then immediately shouted: ‘Give me my fucking ...

While they were butchering several birds that day, one chicken refused to die - even after its head was chopped off. Shockingly, it was still walking around. Even more surprising? It lived for 18 ...