She made me a jumper with a musical staff on the front; on it were the notes of the first phrase of Colonel Bogey. That was my favourite jumper for many years. In the mid-1990s I started to have more ...

Carter was born in 1949; during his childhood, there was nothing to do in the snowy wastes save play hockey and admire his father, a pilot, who could fart the entire ‘Colonel Bogey March’.