There are just enough azaleas to make the horticulturist in you happier than a Sunday back-nine eagle. Golf Pride is dressing up its go-to grip, the Tour Velvet®, in a slick green-and-white outfit.

Kemsley sits down, holds something in her crotch area and looks to push down on it, resulting in a machine shooting out ping pong balls from what looks like her, err, private area. The contestants ...