You never know what you’re gonna get. At Surprise Scoop, a new ice cream shop in the East Village, customers don’t get to choose a flavor. The only menu item is “surprise ice cream” ($9.18).

Ninja CREAMis don’t come cheap, but if performance over brand name is your moda operandi (du jour), then there’s a good chance you’ll love this Walmart ice cream deal. Right now, you can ...