Not even Homer Simpson, who announced his candidacy to David Letterman and combs his pair of hairs to the right, a two-string comb-over that still ... As a bald man, I long for a President who ...

You show me someone with a beard and a hat, I’ll show you a bald man underneath.) I hold on to my fantasies. I still have a brush. I still have a hair dryer. I do my best to comb-over ...

The simplicity that makes great architecture can also work for a man's head ... consumed with the idea of going bald and even joining the comb over club. While they can picture the life-altering ...

There are three important days in every bald(ing) man’s life ... Resignation was seeing an acquaintance across a bar, his greasy comb-over fooling only himself, and muttering to my wife: ...