"The days of the dick pic are gone. I can't tell you how many dick GIFs I'm getting." The next day, I launched an investigation into whether or not people are *actually* sending "dick GIFs".

[1] The mechanism of injury is thought to be forceful extension of a flexed digit. Avulsion of an isolated flexor digitorum superficialis (FDS) tendon is rare, and the exact pathology is uncertain.