Strangers were bypassing celebrities and approaching him. “They were wondering if I had one of those funny business cards,” he recalls. Within minutes, he had emptied his pocket of a dozen or ...

As part of a funny business card series, The Next Web's Matthew Panzarino unearthed John Kneeland's fresh cards, pictured above. As you can see, Kneeland works in HP's webOS Global Business Unit.

Strangers were bypassing celebrities and approaching him. “They were wondering if I had one of those funny business cards,” he recalls.